OKAY ENOUGH WITH THE AIRY-FAIRY STUFF! LET’S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS WITH AN EXCITING STORY. OH, YOU ARE GONNA LOVE THIS ONE! BEAR WITH ME AS I SET THE SCENE (EVEN IF THERE ARE NO BEARS IN KRUGER):
A few weeks passed and my dad found out he got the job in Kruger. However, before we could pack up and move to the Kruger, my dad had to work a probation period 3 months in Satara. So my mom, Susan and I stayed behind in Welkom while my dad set out to work at his new job.
During this time mom had to pack up our home in Welkom and we had to live with close friends of ours. Every night mom would phone dad to check in and see if he is okay and if he hasn’t had second thoughts. This was before cell phones and my dad had to go to a payphone for this ritual. Each night at 19:00 sharp my mom would phone to the number and my dad would answer.
My mom took the time to tell my dad what we were up to and what she had to keep up with. This involved the packing, the moving company, cute things that Susan did, me wanting to run away at one point and various other stories.My dad not being a man of many words just listened and answered in short sentences on all my mother’s questions.
This changed one night. Mom didn’t have a chance to tell any of the cute stories or give moving arrangements to my dad. Something happened to my father and he had to tell my mother.
This was about a month into my dad’s probation period. The payphone rang in Satara and my dad picked it up.
“You would never believe what happened to me today!” he said to my mother.
My mother, being surprised to hear more than five words out of my father’s mouth was immediately hooked and encouraged him to tell the tale.
Being an electrician in the Kruger not only involved all the technical work in the campsite, but also some work in the field. So my dad was responsible for a certain area in the Kruger and if something went wrong he had to go fix it. He also had to do maintenance rounds in this same area – this due to the fact that our laughing friends the hyena sometimes dug up some cables and chewed on them.
On this day my dad had to go to one of the private camps, Talamati.
Talamati meaning place with lots of water. Ironically the river that runs close by is dry.
My dad’s mission for the afternoon was to check in on the solar panel station that supplies the electricity for the pump of a close-by watering hole.
So my dad set out with his bakkie (a small truck every South African man dreams of driving) with a few men that worked with him. This was about an hour and a half’s drive from Satara.
Close to Talamti camp stood a small enclosure in the middle of the field. You gain access through a small locked gate. Inside the enclosure, the solar panels were set up. The maintenance work that had to be done took up a great deal of the afternoon. By the time my dad and the workers were done, it was late afternoon and they had to return to the camp because even official vehicles were not allowed to drive after hours (well only on certain designated roads).
So the team started to pack up and load all the tools they used onto the bakkie, that stood about 50 meters (164 ft) away from the enclosure. When the loading was done my dad went into the enclosure where the solar panels were set up just to make sure everything was fine, while the workers are waiting for him at the bakkie.
At some point my dad had a cold chill running through his body. Something told him to turn around. As he did he saw that he left the gate open to the enclosure. In his defense, he did not think that the check-up would take this long. This was a stupid mistake – the reason being he wasn’t alone anymore.
Joining him for his check-up just outside the enclosure were two large lionesses. However, they were not practicing good electrician skills. They were ready for dinner and already in hunting position.
There was no room for escaping. The only way out was through the gate of the enclosure. My dad had to act quickly.
He dashed and closed the gate of the enclosure. However, the lionesses did not mind. They had him trapped inside the enclosure, waiting for him outside. As if they knew it was only a matter of time.
My dad did not want to make a sound.
They kept lurking around the enclosure. As if waiting for a mouse to come out of its hole.
The bushveld tango, ladies, and gentlemen!
My dad did not lose eye contact with them. And then as the two were dancing the dance of death my dad’s heart sank. Checkmate.
The lionesses were not in a hurry and like cats kept on playing the game with their pathetic little mouse.
My dad now turned to the Big Guy upstairs as his last resort. Praying uncontrollably that in some way a massive phoenix from the heavens could come down and pick him up. However, most religious people pray to a god that is realistic and do not believe in fancy gestures like sending fiery birds from the sky to save you. In my dad’s case, it was the same.
Luckily for him, one of the workers started to wonder what was keeping my dad so long and he got out of the bakkie to check on him. He saw that my dad was about to be dinner.
Thinking quickly, the man asked the other men to help him. They took out all the shovels they had in the bakkie and started banging the shovels against one another.
Clank, clank, clank they sounded.
The lionesses got a fright and ran away as fast as they could. The day was saved! (Thank goodness! Obviously – otherwise there would have been only 4 Chapters to my blog.)
My dad sighed with relief and then walked out of the enclosure, closed the gate, thanked the men and they all drove back to Satara in quiet.
As my dad finished his story over the phone there was a complete silence on the other end of the line.
My dad could not figure out if my mom was still there or if she was crying or maybe even praying.
“Hello, are you still there?” he asked
“Yes,” replied my mom
“Are you okay?” asked my father
“Yes, yes. I am.” assured mom.
“So what do you think about all this?” asked my dad with hesitance that my mom might say that the move to Kruger is not the best idea for our family.
Another long pause over the phone.
“I’m just glad…” my mom started on the other end followed by another pause.
“I’m just glad that I am not the one that has to wash your underwear tonight…”